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Sniff, Syndicated Columnist

In a recent shocking turn of events a flame war has broken out, the likes of which the Internet has never seen. Web surfers world wide are astounded that this has all been started by four little kitties. "This has really gotten out of paw", said Dorf Magley of the Bureau of Cat Affairs (BCA).

It started out when pint sized Turbo's new baby sister Sage, decided she wasn't going to take any more of his guff. Why? "Because he was a boy". That's why.

Turbo's friend Stumper decided to help him out. Sage recruited Stumper's sister Saturday. The seeds of war have been sewn. A war known as The Battle of the Kitty Genders.

Now they need your help! The boys have a web site and so do the girls. Your involvement depends on how you classify yourself. Please, please visit the pages listed above and provide moral support. Each kitty in your household is invited to join the side of his or her "preference". Please, please don't sit this one out. Thank you in advance for your support!

Sniff