Cat Rags County. A mother cat expecting a litter of nine instead gave birth to just one nine pound kitten yesterday. This case of The Single Kitten Syndrome is known to happen only twice per century. The IQ of a single birth kitten is generally 9 times higher than that of a multios pod kitten. "This is because they assimilate the unused brain cells and chromosomes of their would be siblings", according to Dr. Molly Blank. Their average life span is also 81 times longer. Said Blank, "This whopping mouser will be pestering mice for a long time".

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